May 23 2011

Retweet April 2011

From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind. Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants. If you want to follow the conversation follow me at techknow and/or juixe.

Software Development

  • Thread.sleep(28800000);
  • You don’t need a PHD in PHP to be a great Web Developer.
  • Not Another Expression Language. There should be one expression language to rule them all.
  • I am not afraid of rolling up my sleeves and debugger.
  • It’s a thin line between feature and bug.
  • Code is a blunt instrument.
  • We ain’t afraid of no code block.
  • Web designers are modern day alchemists.
  • If developers are a dime a dozen, then product idea people are a silver dollar a dozen.
  • I don’t read romance novels or non-fiction before going to bed, I read programming language technical specifications.
  • New Name For Rock Band: Death By SQL Injection
  • Let there be code.
  • Just code it.
  • Code the future.
  • Crack the code.
  • Don’t be a code donkey.

Team Dynamics

  • Are you a value creator, subtractor, divider, or multiplier?
  • AWS failure is the perfect storm to the cloud.
  • Stress is excess, we don’t need it in our lives.
  • You can’t buy the scrappy mentality.
  • Scale your thought process.
  • The right time is right now.
  • Strive to do what you do well better.
  • People don’t scale and multi-task as well as computers do.
  • Give a man a thought, and he will think for a day. Teach a man to think, and he will think for himself.
  • You don’t want someone to reinvent the wheel, you need someone that makes it turn!
  • Everyone has great ideas, what is needed is great execution of great ideas.

Product Placement

  • Is Automattic, the company behind WordPress, working on an ad network? With millions of WP blogs out there, maybe it should.
  • Jiffy Lube peeps are great at up selling you on add-on services.
  • Forget HAL 3000, I’m afraid of my iPhone 3000. “I’m sorry Dave, but I’m afraid you can’t do that and I’ve notified the authorities.
  • Google announcing that better ads are coming to GMail is like the power company announcing that a better billing system is coming.
  • I feel like I get more snail mail spam than email spam. I wonder if GMail can also filter out my snail mail spam.
  • If you add up all the zero-day holes in Adobe products, you get a lot of days spent patching and upgrading buggy software.

The Valley

  • Welcome to the Blubble 2.0.
  • The trouble with the blubble.
  • I think we are in a #bubble when a website for listing free crap is valued at multiple millions of dollars.
  • Don’t pivot while you pitch.
  • How do you monetize the bubble?
  • Ah, Silicon Valley, the land of vanity startups, founders with ADD, fan boi VCs, me-to products, one trick apps, companies on pivot mode…
  • Bubbles are like snow flakes, there are no two alike, so we can conclude that this tech bubble I’d different from previous ones.

General Technologist

  • If Arthur Miller were alive today he would have written a sequel to Death of a Salesman called Death of a Social Media Marketing Ninja.
  • You know your service or product is successful if GOOG wants to buy you for a billion dollars, FB copies you, and if MSFT doesn’t get it.
  • Any lawmaker who proposes any bill related to technology should be able to correctly setup a wifi router, Facebook privacy settings, …
  • My iPhone knows too much about me. I think I want a dumb phone, instead of a scheming evil genius phone that is tracking my every move.
  • If TinyUrl was a utilities company it would force upgrade everybody to use smart grid meter and charge us extra to use green friendly links.
  • Twitter management seem to play musical chairs with titles. It seems like everyone at the company has had a turn at being CEO.
  • There are different degrees of open in open platforms, from marketing buzzword open to data portability open.
  • What I learned by reading Rework by 37signals: Emulate drug dealing celebrity chefs and up sale the by-products of what you do.

Jan 7 2011

Retweet December 2010

From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind. Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants. If you want to follow the conversation follow me at techknow and/or juixe and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Software Development

  • I wish I could Ctrl+Alt+Delete out of everything.
  • The recommendation engine is the new search engine.
  • Loop. Break. Null. Exception.
  • How do you explain a feature is often as important as how you implement it.
  • The implications of a code change are often much larger than the code change itself.
  • There Will Be Bugs
  • Don’t trust the cloud.
  • This is my debugger. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My debugger is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I …
  • Code fist and test later is like shooting first and asking questions later.
  • I program with pen and paper.
  • The debugger is my best friend.

Team Leadership

  • Whining is not trying.
  • Doing nothing is doing something.
  • Don’t compound your problems by manifesting new problem.
  • A great team chooses a great leader and great leaders builds a great team.
  • Making good choices leads to better choices.
  • The most narrow minded perspective is that “We Versus Them” attitude. There is no them, only we.
  • If you have it, bring it, and if you brought it, don’t hide it!
  • You are not who you used to be or who you will become.
  • I am an idea artist, making you think is my master piece.
  • Productize your expertise.
  • Cheat off your own hard work.
  • Instead of making the effort, sometimes people make excuses.
  • If you can’t find reception don’t CALL ME.
  • In search of a triple rainbow.

Product Placement

  • Steve Jobs is one third innovator, one third imitator, and one third black shirt and jeans.
  • If Yahoo were to close down Flickr, there would be blood in the streets.
  • I got my hands on a Google CR-48 yesterday. It’s just a laptop with one single app, a browser. It’s a thin client for cloud computing.
  • I CAN HAZ CR-48!
  • I wouldn’t mind testing a Google CAR-48, their self driving car, for free.
  • Atlassian should buy corporate twitter clone Yammer.
  • I would like the hotel check-in process to be as easy as Foursquare check-in.
  • Taco Bell is Moctezuma’s Revenge.
  • I just had the yuckiest drink, Gatorade Recover Strawberry Kiwi. Claims to be a post game protein recovery beverage. Tastes like recovered gym shorts.
  • This day will go down in history as the Great Skype Fail Whale of 2010, when people had to remember how to use a phone to call someone…

Quote

  • It’s easier to invent the future than to predict it. – Alan Kay
  • I aspire to inspire before I expire – Alina Morelli
  • It is fun to do things others call impossible. – Emile Baudot
  • I’m a hope fiend. – Frankie/Celebrity Rehab
  • We now know that Visa, Mastercard and Paypal are instruments of US foreign policy. It’s not something we knew before. – Julian Assange
  • Guantanamo is used for laundering people to an offshore haven that does not follow the rule of law. – Julian Assagne
  • Assange had a lot of help making Sweden look like the last place on Earth that you would want to take your penis. – Scott Adams

Holiday

  • Happy Shopmas Season!!!
  • Jingle bells, cashiers ring, websites clicked.
  • Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow… cash.
  • Finishing up with xmas shopping.
  • Santa is welcomed in my house any time.
  • I think I developed carpal tunnel from opening all those gifts. Thank you santa.
  • My new year’s resolution is to double surface area of my comfort zone.
  • I’m gonna party like it’s 3999!
  • We are going to one up 2010 in 2011.
  • Getting ready for 2010++!
  • 2011 > 2010!