Retweet December 2010

From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind. Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants. If you want to follow the conversation follow me at techknow and/or juixe and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Software Development

  • I wish I could Ctrl+Alt+Delete out of everything.
  • The recommendation engine is the new search engine.
  • Loop. Break. Null. Exception.
  • How do you explain a feature is often as important as how you implement it.
  • The implications of a code change are often much larger than the code change itself.
  • There Will Be Bugs
  • Don’t trust the cloud.
  • This is my debugger. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My debugger is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I …
  • Code fist and test later is like shooting first and asking questions later.
  • I program with pen and paper.
  • The debugger is my best friend.

Team Leadership

  • Whining is not trying.
  • Doing nothing is doing something.
  • Don’t compound your problems by manifesting new problem.
  • A great team chooses a great leader and great leaders builds a great team.
  • Making good choices leads to better choices.
  • The most narrow minded perspective is that “We Versus Them” attitude. There is no them, only we.
  • If you have it, bring it, and if you brought it, don’t hide it!
  • You are not who you used to be or who you will become.
  • I am an idea artist, making you think is my master piece.
  • Productize your expertise.
  • Cheat off your own hard work.
  • Instead of making the effort, sometimes people make excuses.
  • If you can’t find reception don’t CALL ME.
  • In search of a triple rainbow.

Product Placement

  • Steve Jobs is one third innovator, one third imitator, and one third black shirt and jeans.
  • If Yahoo were to close down Flickr, there would be blood in the streets.
  • I got my hands on a Google CR-48 yesterday. It’s just a laptop with one single app, a browser. It’s a thin client for cloud computing.
  • I CAN HAZ CR-48!
  • I wouldn’t mind testing a Google CAR-48, their self driving car, for free.
  • Atlassian should buy corporate twitter clone Yammer.
  • I would like the hotel check-in process to be as easy as Foursquare check-in.
  • Taco Bell is Moctezuma’s Revenge.
  • I just had the yuckiest drink, Gatorade Recover Strawberry Kiwi. Claims to be a post game protein recovery beverage. Tastes like recovered gym shorts.
  • This day will go down in history as the Great Skype Fail Whale of 2010, when people had to remember how to use a phone to call someone…

Quote

  • It’s easier to invent the future than to predict it. – Alan Kay
  • I aspire to inspire before I expire – Alina Morelli
  • It is fun to do things others call impossible. – Emile Baudot
  • I’m a hope fiend. – Frankie/Celebrity Rehab
  • We now know that Visa, Mastercard and Paypal are instruments of US foreign policy. It’s not something we knew before. – Julian Assange
  • Guantanamo is used for laundering people to an offshore haven that does not follow the rule of law. – Julian Assagne
  • Assange had a lot of help making Sweden look like the last place on Earth that you would want to take your penis. – Scott Adams

Holiday

  • Happy Shopmas Season!!!
  • Jingle bells, cashiers ring, websites clicked.
  • Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow… cash.
  • Finishing up with xmas shopping.
  • Santa is welcomed in my house any time.
  • I think I developed carpal tunnel from opening all those gifts. Thank you santa.
  • My new year’s resolution is to double surface area of my comfort zone.
  • I’m gonna party like it’s 3999!
  • We are going to one up 2010 in 2011.
  • Getting ready for 2010++!
  • 2011 > 2010!

Related posts:

  1. Retweet September 2010
  2. Retweet January 2010
  3. Random Thoughts December 2010
  4. Retweet March 2011
  5. Retweet April 2010
  6. Retweet July 2010


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