{"id":333,"date":"2007-10-12T15:11:41","date_gmt":"2007-10-12T20:11:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/2007\/10\/12\/you-might-be-in-a-broken-project-if\/"},"modified":"2007-10-12T15:11:41","modified_gmt":"2007-10-12T20:11:41","slug":"you-might-be-in-a-broken-project-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/2007\/10\/12\/you-might-be-in-a-broken-project-if\/","title":{"rendered":"You Might Be in a Broken Project If"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think that some of the best <a href=\"http:\/\/www.javaposse.com\">Java Posse<\/a> rants happens when they do a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/2007\/05\/17\/lunch-with-the-java-posse\/\">live show<\/a>.  The following is my transcription from their live show at JavaZone 2007.<\/p>\n<p>Top reasons indicating you might be in a broken project&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It adds three months to add a checkbox on a web UI<\/li>\n<li>Everything starts to look like it would be quicker to rewrite<\/li>\n<li>Everyone on the project has architect on their business card<\/li>\n<li>Conversations always start with &#8216;oh that, that is really simple&#8230;&#8217; followed by a thirty minute discussion of what is required<\/li>\n<li>You time your life around The Build<\/li>\n<li>The GUI is written in AWT or HTML 3.2<\/li>\n<li>The GUI is written in something you wrote yourself<\/li>\n<li>The Project X is a homegrown web framework<\/li>\n<li>Someone just added five more hours of meetings to your day because the release is late<\/li>\n<li>The guy that is supposed to train you, throws a file full of notes, and runs away<\/li>\n<li>The lines of XML outnumber the lines of Java 10 to 1<\/li>\n<li>You ask about JUnit tests and you get blank stares from everyone<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Technorati Tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/java\" rel=\"tag\">java<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/project\" rel=\"tag\"> project<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/management\" rel=\"tag\"> management<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/process\" rel=\"tag\"> process<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/javaposse\" rel=\"tag\"> javaposse<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/funny\" rel=\"tag\"> funny<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/comedy\" rel=\"tag\"> comedy<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think that some of the best Java Posse rants happens when they do a live show. The following is my transcription from their live show at JavaZone 2007. Top reasons indicating you might be in a broken project&#8230; It adds three months to add a checkbox on a web UI Everything starts to look [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8,15,19,21,3],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p902K-5n","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}