{"id":1532,"date":"2012-03-19T09:01:05","date_gmt":"2012-03-19T16:01:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/?p=1532"},"modified":"2012-05-07T08:01:48","modified_gmt":"2012-05-07T15:01:48","slug":"retweet-february-2011-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/2012\/03\/19\/retweet-february-2011-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Retweet February 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind.  Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants.  If you want to follow the conversation follow me at <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/techknow\">techknow<\/a> and\/or <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/juixe\">juixe<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>Software Development<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Kids lunch snacks sound like Java interfaces, Uncrustables and Lunchables.<\/li>\n<li>99% of software is hardcoded defaults.<\/li>\n<li>Software will shape the future.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t count lines of code.<\/li>\n<li>Code less, debug even less.<\/li>\n<li>Every few years JavaScript goes through a renewed renaissance.<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes life does not compute. #dividebyzeroerror<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Team Leadership<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Success is a dish best served with champagne.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t let circumstance beyond your control control you.<\/li>\n<li>Just because it&#8217;s widely accepted that Steve Jobs was difficult to work with and a genius doesnt mean you have to be difficult to work with.<\/li>\n<li>Negativity is like cholesterol, to much of it can kill you.<\/li>\n<li>Most important lesson in my life: Learn to appreciate what you have and do not agonize about what you don&#8217;t.<\/li>\n<li>Corporate titles mean nothing, that is why I put Chief Creative Business Developer Principal Program Scientist on my business card.<\/li>\n<li>The biggest lesson one can learn is to listen.<\/li>\n<li>The universe doesn&#8217;t hate you, it doesn&#8217;t even know you exist.<\/li>\n<li>Try harder.  Do better.  Go further.  Think Bigger.<\/li>\n<li>Forget stopping to smell the flowers, I stop to reach for the stars.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Product Placement<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;m going to start a search engine for ego searches and call it egoogle.<\/li>\n<li>Google is a giant keyword router in the cloud.<\/li>\n<li>Android uses food related codenames for its different versions, such as ice cream sandwhich.  I hear next release will be named leftovers.<\/li>\n<li>Why is Gingerbread still the most popular\/common version of Android In new phones? It&#8217;s like two releases behind latest version.<\/li>\n<li>I think it is safe to say that G+ is a successful flop.  I would compare it more to MySpace than Facebook.<\/li>\n<li>Missing Feature: I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if the Kindle reader would allow you to tweet a quote right from an eBook.<\/li>\n<li>If Apple would design single family homes it would cost over $1 million and only be 800 sq\/ft but I would want one really bad.<\/li>\n<li>iPhone or iMole: whatever data or contact or image you have on your iPhone some hacker, service, API, law enforcement, or app will access.<\/li>\n<li>In today&#8217;s day and age, no person should be executed for tweeting and no person should have to go to jail for downloading a song.<\/li>\n<li>Blue Ivy Carter sounds more like a brand name of vodka or energy drink put out by Jay-Z than the name of his kid.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Cash Angels<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Who needs $3 million to run a WordPress-powered tech blog?  At these valuations my blog is definitely worth $10 million.<\/li>\n<li>Silicon Valley entrepreneurs are modern day alchemists turning virtual goods into real cold hard cash, IPOs into billions.<\/li>\n<li>A frothy market is a tasty market.<\/li>\n<li>The future is in crowd financing.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s raining stock options in Silicon Valley.  #makeitrain<\/li>\n<li>All the people of Palo Alto rejoice at news of Facebook IPO, in a few months their rents will go up 30%.<\/li>\n<li>To much Facebook IPO analysis on my feed.  If you aren&#8217;t a preferred investor you ain&#8217;t making money.<\/li>\n<li>1. _________. 2. $#%#%$*(&#038;. 3. ?????? 4. Profit.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Question<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Can software refactor the world?<\/li>\n<li>How can people wave their constitutional rights be agreeing to a terms of service they didn&#8217;t read or understand?<\/li>\n<li>Breyer&#8217;s or Dreyer&#8217;s?<\/li>\n<li>Who will be the Bill Gates and Steve Jobs of 3D printing?<\/li>\n<li>Forget &#8220;where&#8217;s the beef,&#8221; where&#8217;s the 100 Mbps broadband?<\/li>\n<li>Who is Waldo?<\/li>\n<li>If corporations are people does it mean a man can marry a corporation?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Equations<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Principles > Politics<\/li>\n<li>Generous > Gorgeous<\/li>\n<li>Cheddar > Chatter<\/li>\n<li>Worrier < Warrior<\/li>\n<li>Sex On Fire > Heart On Fire<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind. Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants. If you want to follow the conversation follow me at techknow and\/or juixe. Software Development Kids lunch snacks sound like Java interfaces, Uncrustables and Lunchables. 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