{"id":1510,"date":"2012-01-02T10:44:04","date_gmt":"2012-01-02T17:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/?p=1510"},"modified":"2012-01-02T10:44:04","modified_gmt":"2012-01-02T17:44:04","slug":"retweet-december-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/2012\/01\/02\/retweet-december-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Retweet December 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind.  Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants.  If you want to follow the conversation follow me at <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/techknow\">techknow<\/a> and\/or <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/juixe\">juixe<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>Software Development<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Being into computers today is not the same as it was in my day when you had to solder chips into boards, now it means you are on Facebook.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t know why you would fake such a thing but there are a lot of fake self described geeks.<\/li>\n<li>This holiday season remember to backup if don&#8217;t already have a backup system in place.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Thought Leadership<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Life has a funny way to keep you humble.<\/li>\n<li>Focus on simplicity, complexity is overrated.<\/li>\n<li>Whether I see the glass half full or half empty largely depends on what is in the glass to begin with.<\/li>\n<li>To much of a good thing is a bad thing. Not enough of a good thing is also a bad thing.<\/li>\n<li>No brain, no gain.<\/li>\n<li>There is no such thing as cheap thrills, only cheap tricks.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Product Placement<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I just realized that I have five phone numbers connected to my iPhone.<\/li>\n<li>Not feeling the new Twitter app.  It feels like it requires too many clicks to do anything.<\/li>\n<li>Every parking lot should be covered with an array of solar panels.  Some parking lots take more area than the base of the building.<\/li>\n<li>I hate when sites and apps require Facebook Connect to sign up. #pinterest<\/li>\n<li>I bet that Taco Bell taco shells are made in China.<\/li>\n<li>Like a true politician, Go Daddy flip flopped on the issue and now claims it does not support SOPA. #WhoDroppedTheSOPA<\/li>\n<li>Google Grinch: No Ice Cream Sandwich for Galaxy S, first Galaxy Tab, or original Nexus.<\/li>\n<li>The one feature that had been overlooked in Android is the ability to take a screenshot of your Android device.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Quote<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;m putting you on the do not kill list. &#8211; Bender Bending Rodr\u00c3\u0152guez<\/li>\n<li>The truth is often stupid. &#8211; Bender Bending Rodr\u00c3\u0152guez<\/li>\n<li>Follow the fucking money. When a VC tells you what&#8217;s good for you, check your wallet, then count your fingers. &#8211; jwz<\/li>\n<li>Let&#8217;s go and invent tomorrow. &#8211; Steve Jobs<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Question<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Who moved my cheese and then cut said cheese?<\/li>\n<li>Who is doing some last minute shopping?<\/li>\n<li>How many domains do you own?<\/li>\n<li>Church&#8217;s or Popeyes?<\/li>\n<li>Ancient Aliens or Modern Morons?<\/li>\n<li>If you could go back in time and would be stuck in prehistoric time, what skill would you need most to survive?<\/li>\n<li>If Mr Grinch is so mean what do you think Mrs Grinch is like?<\/li>\n<li>If the world is flat why aren&#8217;t international phone rates flat themselves?<\/li>\n<li>A touch device is a complicated device with many components, what are the chances that the Galaxy Tab would look identical to the iPad?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Randumb<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Looking forward to the future!<\/li>\n<li>Old Internet memes don&#8217;t die, they go remixed, go viral, and trend.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s rumored that the same maker that built a weight scale with a built it twitter client that tweets your weight is working on a toilet.<\/li>\n<li>Money can&#8217;t buy you love but it can sure buy some lap dances.<\/li>\n<li>When it comes to teenage love, forever doesn&#8217;t last long.<\/li>\n<li>The surprise is the prize.<\/li>\n<li>Empty space is the enemy of clutter.<\/li>\n<li>You are the chaos\/cause of you.<\/li>\n<li>You are the cause of you because you.<\/li>\n<li>It is what it will be and it will be what has been.<\/li>\n<li>Happy whatever the fuck you celebrate tonight.<\/li>\n<li>The Internet was invented for the sharing of funny cat videos and pictures.<\/li>\n<li>Make a right at the 3rd dimension and you are here.<\/li>\n<li>The best part of nothing is everything.<\/li>\n<li>Negative ideas manifest into real feelings<\/li>\n<li>Gift wrapping ain&#8217;t going so merry.<\/li>\n<li>If there is a way to hurt yourself with a tape dispenser I&#8217;ve done it&#8230; Why is my lip bleeding!?<\/li>\n<li>I think that The Terminator is the beginning of a long war against the machines that culminates with The Matrix.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Overheard<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>OH: Annoying people are really annoying.<\/li>\n<li>OH: I would love to enjoy my own depression if I only I didn&#8217;t have to deal with other people&#8217;s depression.<\/li>\n<li>OH: I wish my life was an 80&#8217;s movie.<\/li>\n<li>OH: To be honest, I&#8217;m not being honest.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind. Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants. If you want to follow the conversation follow me at techknow and\/or juixe. Software Development Being into computers today is not the same as it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[19,21,342,3,4],"tags":[626,644,94,646,52,651,93,649,647,650,648,645],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p902K-om","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1510"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1511,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions\/1511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}