{"id":1468,"date":"2011-10-30T21:22:29","date_gmt":"2011-10-31T04:22:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/?p=1468"},"modified":"2011-10-30T21:22:29","modified_gmt":"2011-10-31T04:22:29","slug":"retweet-september-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/2011\/10\/30\/retweet-september-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Retweet September 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind.  Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants.  If you want to follow the conversation follow me at <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/techknow\">techknow<\/a> and\/or <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/juixe\">juixe<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>Software Development<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Code. Money. Respect.<\/li>\n<li>Software bugs don&#8217;t take anything personally.<\/li>\n<li>Code more, sleep less.<\/li>\n<li>DONT THREAD ON ME<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Thought Leadership<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just having a goal is often times more important than the goal itself.<\/li>\n<li>Word programming, i.e. writing TPS reports.<\/li>\n<li>Code Complete = Tests + Implementation.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Product Placement<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Google is the casino, or better yet the Goldman Sachs, of online identity, ads, and search.  You don&#8217;t bet against the house.<\/li>\n<li>What is cloud-accelerated web browser?  Learning about Amazon Silk, the web browser in Amazon&#8217;s Kindle Fire.<\/li>\n<li>The project code name for the iPhone&#8217;s auto correct is auto cucumber.<\/li>\n<li>Spike TV should rename itself to Star Wars TV and the History Channel to Ancient Aliens Channel.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Money Angels<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dr Evil is starting a venture fund.<\/li>\n<li>If Dr. Evil would have taken his Evil Corp. Public he would have made $1 billion on an IPO.  And maybe Google would have bought his company.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Question<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>How many uses can you think of for a paper clip?<\/li>\n<li>Where in the food pyramid is candy corn?<\/li>\n<li>Is Meg Whitman the new Carol Bartz?<\/li>\n<li>Are you changing the world or is the world changing you?<\/li>\n<li>What is the person equivalent to having your car lifted up in the air and balancing its tires?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Randumb<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The Internet made me do it.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s easy to earn money while you sleep, if you sleep on the job.<\/li>\n<li>You are more likely to die due to medical error than a car accident.  So if you are in a car accident, don&#8217;t go to the hospital, just walk it off.<\/li>\n<li>If I could get a nickel every time someone gives me their two cents I would arbitrage people&#8217;s opinions.<\/li>\n<li>Living the Internet lifestyle.<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#8217;t want your naked picture hacked from your phone don&#8217;t take naked picture of yourself on your phone.<\/li>\n<li>There are proposed bills that will make activities such as posting a lip sync video on YouTube a federal crime punishable with jail time.<\/li>\n<li>Forget the war on drugs, in the future there will be a war on content.<\/li>\n<li>History is not made, it is written, edited, scripted, and appropriated by Hollywood as a blockbuster movie about mutant super heroes.<\/li>\n<li>I predict the past.<\/li>\n<li>Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, behold yourself.<\/li>\n<li>This is not Sparta!<\/li>\n<li>Love me, hate me, but you thinking of me.<\/li>\n<li>Love it or hate it, take it or leave it.<\/li>\n<li>I love love and hate hate.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Overheard<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>OH: When you frown you look like a Klingon.<\/li>\n<li>OH: Is everyone in the call on mute?<\/li>\n<li>OH: My dress code is to try not to show my butt cheeks.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>In Da Future<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>In the future, everyone will be a product guy.<\/li>\n<li>In the future, Facebook will be your permanent record.<\/li>\n<li>In the future, the revolution will start with a single tweet.<\/li>\n<li>In the future, when people say they are going outside the grid, they will mean they aren&#8217;t logged into Facebook.<\/li>\n<li>In the future, Android developers will need to program using the Android SDK and the phone maker&#8217;s proprietary SDK, and the carriers&#8217;s SDK.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Million Idea<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Million Dollar Idea: A treadmill with a weight scale.<\/li>\n<li>Million Dollar idea:  there is so much artificial flavoring, color, and seasoning in food.  Patent dinosaur meat flavoring.<\/li>\n<li>Million Dollar Idea: Car alarm system that steams video of the surroundings of your car and scans for perps faces.<\/li>\n<li>Million Dollar idea: wasabi guacamole<\/li>\n<li>Million Dollar Idea: Carfax for people, including driving record, background check, work history, etc.<\/li>\n<li>Million Dollar idea: pepperoni pizza flavored breath mints.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind. Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants. If you want to follow the conversation follow me at techknow and\/or juixe. Software Development Code. Money. Respect. Software bugs don&#8217;t take anything personally. 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