{"id":1363,"date":"2011-03-10T09:45:21","date_gmt":"2011-03-10T16:45:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/?p=1363"},"modified":"2011-04-15T08:49:19","modified_gmt":"2011-04-15T15:49:19","slug":"retweet-february-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/2011\/03\/10\/retweet-february-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Retweet February 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind.  Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants.  If you want to follow the conversation follow me at <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/techknow\">techknow<\/a> and\/or <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/juixe\">juixe<\/a> and I&#8217;ll be sure to follow back.<\/p>\n<p><b>Software Development<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If some feature looks funky to your development team it looks twice as funky to your users.<\/li>\n<li>Is it FAB?  Is it a feature, application, or business?<\/li>\n<li>Spiderman had his spidey sense and I have my buggy sense and it is tingling.<\/li>\n<li>The flow of time feels like it&#8217;s relative to the number of breakpoints you have turned on.<\/li>\n<li>Every time the build is broken an angel does not get his wings.<\/li>\n<li>Trust no code.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Team Leadership<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Some people think shrimp an others think prawn.<\/li>\n<li>There is no greater ambition that being the best possible you at every opportunity.<\/li>\n<li>1 paid customer is greater than 100 users.<\/li>\n<li>90% done is not done.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t reinvent the wheel but put some blinged out rims with a flashing spinner.<\/li>\n<li>There is no failure if everything is a learning opportunity.<\/li>\n<li>Most people let others define their success, but the most successful define their success themselves.<\/li>\n<li>People truly don&#8217;t know know what they have until it&#8217;s impounded.<\/li>\n<li>Wanting to do things doesn&#8217;t give you the experience of actually doing those things.<\/li>\n<li>If you are not a leader, and not a follower then what are you?  A drifter?<\/li>\n<li>Offload your mental tasks to your subconscious, it&#8217;s just like having a graphic chip in your brain.<\/li>\n<li>Say it.  Do it.  Own it.  Be it.  True dat.<\/li>\n<li>The more you worry about a thing the more probability you have of making it worse.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Product Placement<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Instead of having IBM Watson go head to head with Ken and Brad, I would have liked to see Watson against Zuckerberg and Brin.<\/li>\n<li>DeviantArt needs an iPad app.<\/li>\n<li>Amazon should have a EC2 image for designers with a copy of Photoshop, Illustrator, Flash, etc.<\/li>\n<li>DropBox is a duplicate to my Box.net account, which is a copy of my Scribd acount, which is backup to my blog, which is also archived on &#8230;<\/li>\n<li>What Google giveth, Google taketh away with one change in their algorithm.<\/li>\n<li>This iPad is like a gadget version of vampire, it doesn&#8217;t work in direct sunlight.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s official, Tumblr is the new GeoCities.<\/li>\n<li>If the phone company ran Twitter, they charge 10 cents per tweet, 20 cents when roaming, and try to sell you a plan of 500 tweets for $15.<\/li>\n<li>One of my favorite iPad app is Collections, a photo album app.  I just don&#8217;t understand why it requires access to my location!<\/li>\n<li>I want my iPad to be an input device to all my others screens, desktops, laptops, etc.<\/li>\n<li>Google sees you when you&#8217;re sleeping \/ knows when you&#8217;re awake \/ knows if you&#8217;ve been bad or good \/ So be good for goodness sake!<\/li>\n<li>Honestly AT&#038;T, remind me why I pay you every month?<\/li>\n<li>Here&#8217;s a prediction: Apple is working on a VM so that they can run iOS apps on Windows.  Apple App Store for Windows will be huge!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Quotes<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Computers in the future may&#8230;perhaps only weigh 1.5 tons. &#8211; Popular Mechanics, 1949.<\/li>\n<li>There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home. &#8211; Kenneth Olsen, president and founder of DEC, 1977.<\/li>\n<li>Good front-end engineers list JavaScript on their resume, not jQuery. &#8211; Chris Zacharias<\/li>\n<li>People should better think of their computing devices as facilities lended by the DHS.  &#8211; wipe man page<\/li>\n<li>What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. &#8211; Ralph Waldo Emerson<\/li>\n<li>Life is too short to be in a hurry. &#8211; Thoreau<\/li>\n<li>If you throw gasoline on a log, all you get is a wet log.  But if you throw gasoline on a small flame, you get an inferno. &#8211; Gil Penchina<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Questions<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>if Washington is a Hollywood for ugly people,then what is Silicon Valley?<\/li>\n<li>Is there foods that give off positive energy?<\/li>\n<li>How many chickens go into making a one McChicken nugget?<\/li>\n<li>Are you a mercenary or missionary?<\/li>\n<li>Why is it that hardware makers make the worst software?<\/li>\n<li>How can a woman carry a huge ass bag and not gave her phone or her keys?<\/li>\n<li>Do you want cheese with that?<\/li>\n<li>Forget Scientology, what Hollywood religion is Charlie Sheen practicing where he is a warlock and lives with goddesses?<\/li>\n<li>If William of Occam worked at Gillette how many blades would Occam&#8217;s razor have?<\/li>\n<li>Did Papa Murphy&#8217;s patent the heart shape pizza?<\/li>\n<li>Why is big such a small word?<\/li>\n<li>How LOL can you go?<\/li>\n<li>What happens if Neo forgets to take the red pill for one day?<\/li>\n<li>Why is Howie Long using baseball analogies to describe a football game?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Random<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s siesta time somewhere in the world.<\/li>\n<li>I am a robot but I can&#8217;t be shut down!<\/li>\n<li>There is no free in money.<\/li>\n<li>Money spends itself.<\/li>\n<li>If age is nothing but a number, then love is nothing but a feeling.<\/li>\n<li>(two cents)^2<\/li>\n<li>Someone should build a museum of brilliant ideas.<\/li>\n<li>Dating is a contact sport.<\/li>\n<li>The end is eh.<\/li>\n<li>Absence makes the heart grow wonder.<\/li>\n<li>Four is a four letter word.<\/li>\n<li>I om nom nom therefore I am.<\/li>\n<li>I meme therefore I am.<\/li>\n<li>Champagne in the membrane.<\/li>\n<li>Rationality is relative.<\/li>\n<li>For some adults, credit cards are like pokemon, got to charge them all.<\/li>\n<li>At Hometown Buffet, were all of the world&#8217;s foods are made equally bad.<\/li>\n<li>Here is my new book in its entirety The Complete Guide of Doing Nothing.<\/li>\n<li>The internet feels slow, it&#8217;s like we live in the dark fiber ages.<\/li>\n<li>I hear voices in my head&#8230; Oh, forgot I had my headphones on.<\/li>\n<li>Pundit is another word for idiot.<\/li>\n<li>General Chow outranks Colonel Sanders<\/li>\n<li>Road work and morning commute don&#8217;t mix.<\/li>\n<li>The fog is so thick you can cut it with a machete.<\/li>\n<li>If time flies it must be flying coach.<\/li>\n<li>Alas, dishes don&#8217;t do themselves.<\/li>\n<li>Hate it when people call up in the middle of the night, I pick up, and they ask &#8220;you awake?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>History is a rewriting of history.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind. 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