{"id":1220,"date":"2010-11-25T11:52:06","date_gmt":"2010-11-25T18:52:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/?p=1220"},"modified":"2010-11-25T11:52:06","modified_gmt":"2010-11-25T18:52:06","slug":"retweet-october-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/2010\/11\/25\/retweet-october-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"Retweet October 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind.  Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants.  If you want to follow the conversation follow me at <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/techknow\">techknow<\/a> and\/or <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/juixe\">juixe<\/a> and I&#8217;ll be sure to follow back.<\/p>\n<p><b>Software Development<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If rhythm is a dancer, then algorithm is a break dancer.<\/li>\n<li>If you were a Java language reserve word what word would you be?  I would be volatile!<\/li>\n<li>I get personally insulted when I am prompted to prove my humanness with a captcha.  It makes me wanna bust a cap-tcha on some webdeveloper!!!<\/li>\n<li>Is there group think in the development community?  Yes, but we build patterns around group think and call it Best Practices.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Team Leadership<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Change your perspective and you can change the world.<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#8217;t have an original idea you can remix existing ideas in original ways!<\/li>\n<li>Go hard, go home, go big.  Pick two.<\/li>\n<li>If a web site&#8217;s end users are not paying customers, then the end users are the product that web site then sell to their advertisers.<\/li>\n<li>Why do people compensate their inability to communicate with the belief that others just know what they mean, you know what I mean?<\/li>\n<li>Hype is the food of lemmings.<\/li>\n<li>The plan was to have no plan, the backup plan was to leave the backup plan at home.<\/li>\n<li>Most people are natural born followers, it&#8217;s human nature.<\/li>\n<li>The toughest competition doesn&#8217;t always come from a competitor trying to build a clone of your product but from market shift in the industry<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Product Placement<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>In terms of hardware, mobile, and even operating systems Microsoft is anywhere between 3-5 years behind the leader.<\/li>\n<li>Startups age really fast in Internet time, by my calculation Digg is already and Old Media Company.<\/li>\n<li>Like what percent of Tumblr&#8217;s posts are reblogs and reposts?<\/li>\n<li>I want JJ Abrams to do a movie about do a remake of The Muppets in an alternate time line like he did for Star Trek.<\/li>\n<li>I want an iPhone that transforms into an iPad when I need a bigger screen.<\/li>\n<li>Google is an advertising company with great search technology.  Facebook is a virtual share cropping company with great social technology.<\/li>\n<li>Who collects more personal data and knows more about a given user, Facebook or Google?<\/li>\n<li>Apple should add a few filters to their iPhone camera app.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Mini Meme Machine<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Scotty and Christopher Walken Mashup: Captain, I&#8217;m giving her all&#8217;s she got.\u00c2\u00a0 She needs more cowbell.<\/li>\n<li>You know who would be great in a reality television show?  A prison gang!  Imagine, Real World San Quentin.<\/li>\n<li>r-EPO, the performance-enhancing drug of champions!<\/li>\n<li>Monetize common sense because people don&#8217;t have it.<\/li>\n<li>I want to trademark the &#038; char so that I could file a trademark infringement to all law firms with names of the form Dumb Dumber &#038; Dumbest.<\/li>\n<li>The best part of a bagel is the creme cheese.<\/li>\n<li>My all time historical hero is Johannes Kepler.<\/li>\n<li>Your life comes with terms of service, batteries not included, void where prohibited.<\/li>\n<li>In Silicon Valley, everyone drinks the kool-aid but using bottled artisan water from a 10,000 year old glacier.<\/li>\n<li>In Silicon Valley, everyone is more interested in their piece of the pie than in the recipe of success.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Quote<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t mean for it to be released so quickly because I wanted to control peoples\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 being offended by it. &#8211; Mark Zuckerberg<\/li>\n<li>I think people might be slightly offended but whatever, maybe there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a way to control that. &#8211; Mark Zuckerberg<\/li>\n<li>Quitting while you are ahead is not the same thing as quitting. &#8211; American Gangster<\/li>\n<li>Living at home with your parents is a very powerful contraception. &#8211; David Willetts<\/li>\n<li>We should start a new social media web 2.0 holiday: Friend, Fan, and Follower Appreciation Day!!!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind. Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants. If you want to follow the conversation follow me at techknow and\/or juixe and I&#8217;ll be sure to follow back. 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