{"id":1075,"date":"2010-08-20T22:07:44","date_gmt":"2010-08-21T05:07:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/?p=1075"},"modified":"2010-08-20T22:07:44","modified_gmt":"2010-08-21T05:07:44","slug":"retweet-july-2010-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/2010\/08\/20\/retweet-july-2010-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Retweet July 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind.  Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants.  If you want to follow the conversation follow me at <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/techknow\">techknow<\/a> and\/or <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/juixe\">juixe<\/a> and I&#8217;ll be sure to follow back.<\/p>\n<p><b>Software Development<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If developers think that QA is going to find all their design problems, they are doing it wrong.<\/li>\n<li>Code wants to be dynamic.<\/li>\n<li>Unlike what it sounds like, Extreme Programming isn&#8217;t a spectator sport where you jump off a ramp with your favorite IDE.<\/li>\n<li>The web needs an open standard API for user badges and achievements.<\/li>\n<li>Social network sites should adopt a open standard API for user badges and achievements!<\/li>\n<li>The user interface made me do it!<\/li>\n<li>Show me the money, show me the data.<\/li>\n<li>Technology will date you, as in it will give away your age, like if your used a floppy vs a thumb drive vs neural memory implant..<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m sure Hallmark has a card for that, to show our appreciation to the QAs in our lives.<\/li>\n<li>The meek shall inherit the earth, the geek shall inherit an earth simulation on some social virtual game running on the cloud.<\/li>\n<li>Can you debug dreams?<\/li>\n<li>Men are digital, women are analog.<\/li>\n<li>Refactor yourself!<\/li>\n<li>Trust No Technology<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Team Leadership<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Good things come to those that make them happen.<\/li>\n<li>Cut out the 20% from Pareto&#8217;s Principle from your process.<\/li>\n<li>Follow your dreams and you will be your own leader!<\/li>\n<li>Our attitude affects the outcome of our experiences and that is reflected in our perspective which influences our attitude.<\/li>\n<li>Fear is a virus of the mind!<\/li>\n<li>Some people are proud instead of productive.<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes we need to accept and move forward before we can understand.<\/li>\n<li>One persons Epic Fail is another&#8217;s FTW!<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#8217;t remember when you took a vacation last, you need a vacation!<\/li>\n<li>There are somethings that we are just not going to understand, but that we need to accept.<\/li>\n<li>If better is not easier and cheaper then it&#8217;s not.<\/li>\n<li>Just because something is better (function) doesn&#8217;t mean it&#8217;s better (form).<\/li>\n<li>You have to feed, exercise, and train your creativity before you can make it work for you.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Product Placement<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>GIA: Google Intelligence Agency.  FBI: FaceBook of Investigations.<\/li>\n<li>Is Facebook too big to fail or just big enough to get regulated?<\/li>\n<li>And then Steve Jobs said, &#8220;Let there be multi-touch.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Cost Plus World Market should really rename itself to 3rd World Market since they mostly sell trinkets from under developed world.<\/li>\n<li>CVS has the widest and weirdest selection, they sell everything from hard liquor to underwear.  It&#8217;s basically my party supply store.<\/li>\n<li>Someone should invent foursquare for fictional places, I would like to check I the Star Wars Cantina.<\/li>\n<li>I wish iTunes could organize songs by mood in addition to genre and album.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Overheard<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>OH: Awww, that gansta cute.<\/li>\n<li>OH: Travel is my drug of choice, I rather go on a real trip than a hallucinogenic trip.<\/li>\n<li>OH: I woke up so tired from that dream because I was running in it.<\/li>\n<li>OH: It&#8217;s very hard sometimes to think on your own.<\/li>\n<li>OH: when you are a parent and are dealing with your kids, you have to be the bigger person.<\/li>\n<li>OH: I&#8217;m sorry for whatever I did in your dream that made you upset, trust me that is not typical of my behavior in other people&#8217;s dreams.<\/li>\n<li>OH: It&#8217;s not that you did anything wrong, it&#8217;s that you didn&#8217;t do anything spectacular.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Quotes<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Bulls make money.  Bears make money.  Pigs get slaughtered. &#8211; Anonymous<\/li>\n<li>Everyone specializes in their own area of weakness. &#8211; Rothbard&#8217;s Law<\/li>\n<li>Software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware becomes faster. &#8211; Wirth&#8217;s Law<\/li>\n<li>It is not how much you make that counts, but how much money you keep. &#8211; Robert Kiyosaki<\/li>\n<li>All these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can&#8217;t be good for you.  &#8211; Prince<\/li>\n<li>Hope.  Deleted &#8211; Emotionless Wine Bucket #futurama<\/li>\n<li>There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. &#8211; Roger Staubach<\/li>\n<li>Control the music industry? Check. Control the publishing industry? Check. Control-alt-delete? Never. &#8211; @ceoSteveJobs<\/li>\n<li>I bet if they had Yelp in 1850, nobody would have taken the Oregon Trail. &#8211; @badbanana<\/li>\n<li>People don&#8217;t like to be sold, but they love to buy. &#8211; Jeffrey Gitomer<\/li>\n<li>Welcome, to the real world. &#8211; Morpheus<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m sorry, Dave. I&#8217;m afraid I can&#8217;t do that. &#8211; HAL<\/li>\n<li>Would you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict? &#8211; John Waters<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind. Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants. If you want to follow the conversation follow me at techknow and\/or juixe and I&#8217;ll be sure to follow back. 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