{"id":1065,"date":"2010-07-09T23:32:34","date_gmt":"2010-07-10T06:32:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/?p=1065"},"modified":"2010-12-19T17:43:38","modified_gmt":"2010-12-20T00:43:38","slug":"retweet-july-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/2010\/07\/09\/retweet-july-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"Retweet June 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind.  Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants.  If you want to follow the conversation follow me at <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/techknow\">techknow<\/a> and\/or <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/juixe\">juixe<\/a> and I&#8217;ll be sure to follow back.<\/p>\n<p><b>Software Development<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Craftsmanship is not a computer algorithm.<\/li>\n<li>If models can be super, what can programmers be? Leet?<\/li>\n<li>Just like you&#8217;re not supposed to go to a book by its cover don&#8217;t judge an application by its installer<\/li>\n<li>Some people call it cheating, I call it romantic A\/B testing.<\/li>\n<li>Eric Schmidt&#8217;s tie is selected by a computer algorithm that tests over 80 different hues of blue based on his current location and weather.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m not implemented yet.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Team Leadership<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you don&#8217;t remember when you took a vacation last, you need a vacation!<\/li>\n<li>Money buys opportunities and experiences but not talent or happiness.<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes work\/life balance feels like juggling eggs and frying pans on a tight rope as the audience throws carnival rings at your head.<\/li>\n<li>Perfection is a deception.<\/li>\n<li>Be scrappy, not crappy!<\/li>\n<li>Most people don&#8217;t search beyond the first page of the search engine results&#8217; page anymore.<\/li>\n<li>Thoughts can&#8217;t be stolen, only forgotten!<\/li>\n<li>The truth is never complete.<\/li>\n<li>Some cover up mistake by making a bigger mistake.<\/li>\n<li>Facts are nether negative or positive but they are often interpreted as such.<\/li>\n<li>People can find offense in anything.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Product Placement<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you want you iPhone 4 to get better reception just don&#8217;t touch it or use it.<\/li>\n<li>And then Steve Jobs said, &#8220;Let there be multi-touch.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Eating Cheetos and tweeting on an iPad\/iPhone is not a good idea.  Finger food and finger computing don&#8217;t mix.<\/li>\n<li>If Steve Jobs was president and the BP Oil Spill happened in his watch he would say, &#8220;Not that big of a deal. Steve Sent from my iPhone.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Steve Jobs should run NASA.<\/li>\n<li>If Steve Jobs always wears a black t-shirt, does he always wear tidy whities?<\/li>\n<li>I wish iTunes could organize songs by mood in addition to genre or album.<\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t wait until there is a Face Time Roulette service for the iPhone 4!<\/li>\n<li>AT&#038;T and Apple are using the police as PR enforcers.<\/li>\n<li>Twitter feels like it was programmed by state programmers in Soviet Russia in the 70&#8217;s, it has constant disruptions, is not reliable, etc.<\/li>\n<li>Mr. Zuckerborg, tear down this walled garden.<\/li>\n<li>Bill Gates should come out of retirement and run Facebook.<\/li>\n<li>Scientists should invent self cleaning toilets like they have done for self cleaning oven.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Quote<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Not that big of a deal.  Non issue.  You are holding it wrong. &#8211; Steve Jobs<\/li>\n<li>Privacy means people know what they are signing up for in plain English. Some people want to share more data. Ask them. &#8211; Steve Jobs<\/li>\n<li>No one single answer is ever the answer to everything. &#8211; South Park<\/li>\n<li>Our Science is great. &#8211; South Park<\/li>\n<li>The devil is in the implementation. &#8211; Leo Laporte<\/li>\n<li>Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand &#8211; Kurt Vonnegut<\/li>\n<li>I hate BP, but I admire them too, in the same way I respect the work ethic of serial killers. &#8211; Scott Adams<\/li>\n<li>I have a theory that you should invest in the companies that you hate the most &#8211; Scott Adams<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind. Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants. If you want to follow the conversation follow me at techknow and\/or juixe and I&#8217;ll be sure to follow back. Software Development Craftsmanship is not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[19,3],"tags":[174,147,172,178,93,176,179,175,177,108],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p902K-hb","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1065"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1248,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065\/revisions\/1248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}