{"id":1062,"date":"2010-07-05T21:20:41","date_gmt":"2010-07-06T04:20:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/?p=1062"},"modified":"2010-07-10T13:19:05","modified_gmt":"2010-07-10T20:19:05","slug":"retweet-june-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/2010\/07\/05\/retweet-june-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"Retweet May 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind.  Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants.  If you want to follow the conversation follow me at <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/techknow\">techknow<\/a> and\/or <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/juixe\">juixe<\/a> and I&#8217;ll be sure to follow back.<\/p>\n<p><b>Software Development<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Tests? We ain&#8217;t got no tests. We don&#8217;t need no tests! I don&#8217;t have to show you any stinkin&#8217; tests!<\/li>\n<li>Test. Code. Debug. Refactor. Repeat.<\/li>\n<li>Party like a rock star, code like a _why.<\/li>\n<li>Code has a center of gravity.<\/li>\n<li>There are features that become products, products that become companies, and companies that become revolutions.<\/li>\n<li>To increase productivity when working with buggy software tools, don&#8217;t focus on how it should be done but the work around to get it done.<\/li>\n<li>Can you imagine only getting paid if there is no bugs in your ode?<\/li>\n<li>One developer&#8217;s bug is another user&#8217;s loss of faith in technology.<\/li>\n<li>Delivery dates for feature sets that there are no specs is a death wish list.<\/li>\n<li>Running software trumps unwritten specifications.<\/li>\n<li>I drop fools like I drop database tables, with one SQL statement.<\/li>\n<li>Memories are backward compatible.<\/li>\n<li>I dream in quantum bits.<\/li>\n<li>My dreams are hosted on the cloud.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Team Leadership<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>80% required in swimming is just to have your head above water, the rest is about moving forward.<\/li>\n<li>I know Google offers employees 20% time, that must be why 80% of their products feel like 80% done.<\/li>\n<li>Having your head in the clouds is better than your head in the sand!  Hold up your head up high and you will see further.<\/li>\n<li>Make your own path, build your own bridge, be your own light.<\/li>\n<li>Make work be more wow!<\/li>\n<li>Future proof your thinking.<\/li>\n<li>Meeting don&#8217;t generate momentum.<\/li>\n<li>It only takes a single dash to turn a minus into a plus.<\/li>\n<li>Some set out to follow a leader, others follow his vision, and still others his path.  Why not triangulate his geolocation based on all of these?<\/li>\n<li>A high IQ does not equate with success.  I developed a new algo to measure likelihood of success, Kick-ass Quotient, or KQ instead of IQ!!!<\/li>\n<li>Sweep me off my feet, not under the rug.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Product Placement<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If Zuckerberg would not have created Facebook, he would have been just another picture collector on Craigslist.<\/li>\n<li>If Facebook would had been invented in the time of Hitler, Zuckerborg might had been a collaborator, aka Little Fuhrer, and would have geolocated Ann Frank<\/li>\n<li>Facebook is said to release geolocation check-in feature soon, default setting is to notify your parole officer or ex your current location.<\/li>\n<li>Why isn&#8217;t common sense the default at Facebook when it comes to users&#8217; privacy rights.<\/li>\n<li>BP handling of the oil spill is what I called fail whale, I mean if you kill a whale it is an automatic #failwhale.<\/li>\n<li>Two guys walk into an Apple store to buy an iPad&#8230;  This is not a joke, this is a tragedy, they walk empty handed because they are sold out<\/li>\n<li>Happy Quit Facebook Day!!!<\/li>\n<li>Flash, there is no app for that.<\/li>\n<li>Can you imagine a 20 inch iPad?  This shall come to pass.<\/li>\n<li>The iPad is the iPC.<\/li>\n<li>At Home Depot, just came from Office Depot.  Are these stores like related?  Can&#8217;t wait for Gansta Depot!<\/li>\n<li>Disney wants to kill your creativity!<\/li>\n<li>People used to clock-in to work, now they check-in.<\/li>\n<li>Which is the most hated tech company, Apple, Google, Facebook, Abode???<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Quote<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I love the smell of napalm in the morning! &#8211; Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore<\/li>\n<li>You never want a serious crisis to go to waste. &#8211; Rahm Emanuel<\/li>\n<li>Billionaires rule supreme. &#8211; P. Sainath<\/li>\n<li>We made the buttons on the screen look so good you&#8217;ll want to lick them. &#8211; Steve Jobs<\/li>\n<li>I wish developing great products was as easy as writing a check. If that was the case, Microsoft would have great products.  &#8211; Steve Jobs<\/li>\n<li>Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere&#8230; and I thought I saw a two. &#8211; Bender<\/li>\n<li>A documented bug is not a bug; it is a feature. &#8211; James P. MacLennan<\/li>\n<li>The invisible hand of the market is actually a very visible bunch of grubby paws if you really look. &#8211; P. Sainath<\/li>\n<li>Languages shape the way we think, or don&#8217;t. &#8211; Erik Naggum<\/li>\n<li>Shawty is a eenie meenie mo lova &#8211; Sean Kingston<\/li>\n<li>If at first you don&#8217;t succeed &#8211; call an airstrike. &#8211; Banksy<\/li>\n<li>Lots and lots of blogs does not replace lots and lots of sales. &#8211; Larry Ellison<\/li>\n<li>Baby there is a shark in the water. &#8211; VV Brown<\/li>\n<li>The market is no longer driven by shareholders. The market is driven by formulas. &#8211; @mcuban<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind. Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants. If you want to follow the conversation follow me at techknow and\/or juixe and I&#8217;ll be sure to follow back. Software Development Tests? We ain&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[19,3,4],"tags":[173,147,172,170,140,93,169,108,50,28,171],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p902K-h8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1062"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1062"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1067,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1062\/revisions\/1067"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}