{"id":1045,"date":"2010-05-02T08:04:29","date_gmt":"2010-05-02T15:04:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/?p=1045"},"modified":"2010-05-02T08:04:29","modified_gmt":"2010-05-02T15:04:29","slug":"retweet-april-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/2010\/05\/02\/retweet-april-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"Retweet April 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind.  Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants.  If you want to follow the conversation follow me at <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/techknow\">techknow<\/a> and\/or <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/juixe\">juixe<\/a> and I&#8217;ll be sure to follow back.<\/p>\n<p><b>Software Development<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Any software feature request should be broken down to 90% thinking and 10% coding.<\/li>\n<li>Multiple-touch is the greatest things since buttons.<\/li>\n<li>If a developer fools you once, shame on you, because they are usually fooling themselves when it comes to giving accurate estimates.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t take developers estimate at face value.<\/li>\n<li>Recommend The Rubyist for the Developers Directory on Tumblr: http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/directory\/recommend\/developers\/rubyist<\/li>\n<li>Many non-programming software users don&#8217;t understand the meaning of concatenated or null so don&#8217;t use these in labels in your UI.<\/li>\n<li>I like to provide solutions that don&#8217;t involve complaining.<\/li>\n<li>If Heraclitus is right and you never step in the same river twice, then you never write the same program twice.<\/li>\n<li>Bugs keep my code humble.<\/li>\n<li>A bug&#8217;s ingenuity is proportional to a developer&#8217;s ego and self importance.<\/li>\n<li>Bugs like to in build nests out of spaghetti code in untested corner cases.<\/li>\n<li>Working running code is just one corner case.<\/li>\n<li>I use dead laptop drives as coasters.<\/li>\n<li>My emotions are user generated.<\/li>\n<li>I om nom nom nom on memes.<\/li>\n<li>The interweb is my inspiration.<\/li>\n<li>I CAN HAZ DREAMS OF INTERWEB MEMES<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Team Leadership<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>When life gives you lemons, you may make lemonade.  When life gives me lemons, I make myself some limoncello.<\/li>\n<li>New motto\/slogan: Don&#8217;t be a robot, unless you are 20 feet tall and can transform into a fighter jet.<\/li>\n<li>Dream big or wake up.<\/li>\n<li>The Law of Big Consequences: Large consequences are often the effect of making considerable decisions in a big rush.<\/li>\n<li>Laughter is the duct tape equivalent of emotions, it can be used to patch up bad feelings or misunderstandings.<\/li>\n<li>Manual, Error Prone, Time Consuming.  Pick none!<\/li>\n<li>When people dig their own hole they can&#8217;t get out of it by digging deeper.<\/li>\n<li>Fight the power, and fight the hype.<\/li>\n<li>A key skill in life is to know when to end a conversation.<\/li>\n<li>Nothing is how you thought of it originally, it is up to you to make it better.<\/li>\n<li>If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Product Placement<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Amazon knows what books you bought for the Kindle, how often and for how long you read, can add and remove books, and read your bookmarks, notes, and highlights&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>FaceBook, Inc = F.B.I.<\/li>\n<li>Apple wants to design multiple-touch devices, Google wants to crawl content, Facebook wants to own your social graph and associated data.<\/li>\n<li>Facebook is really dumbing down the web with the like button.<\/li>\n<li>Facebook&#8217;s Open Graph is not really open.  If you don&#8217;t own the platform, can look through the source, can own the data it is not open!<\/li>\n<li>Did someone just unlocked the Foursquare Sellout Badge at Yahoo HQ!<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve had enough Lifetime movies for one lifetime.<\/li>\n<li>The world according Ronald McDonald is made out of corn meal.<\/li>\n<li>The McChicken nugget is the worst thing since sliced bread.<\/li>\n<li>Peeps are the most disgusting artificial food product.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Qoute<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. &#8211; Bob Marley<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t like negotiating with people I can&#8217;t beat up. &#8211; Goldberg<\/li>\n<li>We live in an amazing world and it&#8217;s wasted on the crappiest generation. &#8211; Louis C.K.<\/li>\n<li>Beware of artists they mix with all classes of society and are therefore most dangerous. &#8211; Queen Victoria<\/li>\n<li>He eyes are the nipples of the face. -The House Bunny<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind. Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants. If you want to follow the conversation follow me at techknow and\/or juixe and I&#8217;ll be sure to follow back. Software Development Any software feature [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[19,21,3],"tags":[53,146,162,163,147,136,94,165,89,164,804,24,108],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p902K-gR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1045"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1046,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045\/revisions\/1046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/juixe.com\/techknow\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}