Programmer Pickup Lines
#ProgrammerPickupLines is a hashtag that will never trend on Twitter. Recently, some lonely nerds tired of playing with their debuggers on a Friday night tried to start a #ProgrammerPickupLines trend on Twitter. These are the type of pickup lines that only another programmer can enjoy, and since programmers came up with them, they are buggy and not what the client (women) want. Below are some of my favorite and perhaps the most desperate programmers pickup lines.
- @InfinitiesLoop: // TODO: YOU #ProgrammerPickupLines :P
- @csharphacker: hmm… I’d like to peek at your socket #ProgrammerPickupLines
- @BenAlabaster: Will you treat me like an object? #ProgrammerPickupLines
- @djg: I am immutable… but I’d change for you #ProgrammerPickupLines
- @lfborjas: for a ruby you wanted, i’d kill a twisted set of pythons #ProgrammerPickupLines
- @baugher: You’re more beautiful than a constant-time sorting algorithm. #ProgrammerPickupLines
- @JoshLessard: You’re so hot, you make me prematurely exit my for-loops. #ProgrammerPickupLines
- @BenAlabaster: If you like to Swing, my whole framework is at your IDisposable #ProgrammerPickupLines
- @JoshLessard: Baby, this will be the best hex you’ve ever had. #ProgrammerPickupLines
- @BenAlabaster: You had me at “Hello World!” #ProgrammerPickupLines
- @JoshLessard: Baby, you’ve got the nicest critical section I’ve ever seen. Ditch these threads and let me in! #ProgrammerPickupLines
- @BenAlabaster: Ooh baby, you’re causing my privates to raise events I didn’t know they had. #ProgrammerPickupLines
- @JoshLessard: I’d like to put my Element in your Vector. #ProgrammerPickupLines
- @rc_dickerson: Are your pants implemented using reflection? Because I can see myself in them. #ProgrammerPickupLines
- @xandercoded: Could I #invoke your #function with my #parameters?! #ProgrammerPickupLines
- @InfinitiesLoop: You implement me. #ProgrammerPickupLines
- @_KYA: Come home with me and I’ll corrupt your heap. #ProgrammerPickupLines
- @akroncdnr: Wanna come back to my place? Maybe issue a little mount or finger, you know, see what happens? #ProgrammerPickupLines
- @SyntaxC4: Are you into Inversion of Control? #ProgrammerPickupLines
Another programmer oriented Twitter trend was Songs in Code, which actually made the Twitter trend hot list back in 2009.