From time to time I just blast tweets about software development, project planning, team dynamics, or whatever else comes to mind. Here is a synopsis of recent tweets and rants. You can follow my tweets at techknow, say hello and I’ll be sure to friend back!
Programming
- Don’t be a one track mind, and don’t be a one stack developer!
- If a picture is worth one thousand words, a running and working application is worth one thousand specifications!
- In software development there are more people issues than there are issues with specifications or features or code.
- Can we use the internal defect tracking software to enter a bug issue on people that bug you?
- Sophisticated does not need to be complicated.
- Nerds don’t dance, they programmatically move their limbs in unison.
- Writing blocks of code and upgrading your whole library dependency is rarely a practical solution that clients are willing to pay for.
- Will Code for Happiness!
- I don’t make itineraries, I use public map APIs and RSS feeds and make apps that make travel itineraries for me!
- Throwing money at a problem only cause other type of problems.
- Instead of counting backwards, a good sobriety test for a nerd is to recite the Fibonacci sequence or prime numbers or powers of two.
- Numbers don’t lie, but they omit how they where gathered, analyzed, and crunched.
- There is no better code than the one I am currently working on, and their is no worst code than the one I wrote a year++ ago.
- Can’t sleep so I’m hacking memories into dreams, counting tweets instead of sheeps, drinking tequila instead of warm milk.
- Do you think in a procedural, object oriented, tail recursive, domain specific, prototype, meta, functional or parallel quicksort of way?
- There is no I in TEAM especially when there is blame to pass around. Sometimes blame get passed around more than the ball.
- In problem solving some people also prematurely optimize and over think the problem at hand by introducing another problem.
- Some people have Personal Assistant, I need a Personal Programmer.
- Some drop bombs, others drop beats, some drop bunker buster knowledge, many more drop opinions, I drop bytecode!
- In temperate and sunny days like these I develop an allergic reaction to my cube.
- Textbook answers alone are not solutions. Chanting ‘Interface Singleton Builder pattern’ in meetings does not fix all your design issues.
- Booksmart peeps give you text book answers, but I’ve never needed to know when two trains arrive in Toledo if the leave opposite directions.
- Writing a twitter client is the new hello, world!
Business
- Google New Customer Service Motto: Don’t Be Evil and Don’t Be Available!
- Google has mapped the streets, oceans, earth, heavens. What will Google map next, the brain, underworld, middle earth?
- Why doesn’t the iPhone have a good way to delete multiple pictures at once? Am I to wait two years for this just like cut and paste!
- Can I put a restraining order out on Adobe Acrobat, it always pops up and asked if I want to upgrade! NO LEAVE ME ALONE!
- Wowza, still downloading more Kindle books on my iPhone. This makes my digital library even more accessible.
- I should pitch a nre series to ABC, Dancing with the Nerds.
- Odwalla’s Superfood is the veggie version of the hot dog in a green liquid form, it is mechanically separated and blended roots and fruits.
- What? Mark Zuckerborg is on Twitter? Is that like eating your own dog food and your competitor’s dog food too? Say hello to Mark: @finkd
- How do you politely handle a coworker coming to your office and talking about his cat? I rather be clawed to death than hear about it again.
- Customers want answers not theories.
- Show more interest in your customers than their money.
- You can’t win every argument just by being right, just as you can’t win market dominance just by having the superior product.
- It took years, well over a decade, since it’s invention for slice bread to become the greatest thing since.
- Eventually everyone sells out, if not to the establishment then to the anti-establishment.
- It is okay to wear multi hats as long as you wear your kick ass army boots.
- Save or create jobs? I just saved a job by going to work! I need a tax break and a coffee break.
- Before you can build a better mouse trap, fix your toaster.
- I’m going to make a Ol’ McDonald style burger and on this burger I’ll have beef, bacon, turkey… EI EI O
- Best Job Tittle: Aggression Researcher You Stupid Bastard!
- Just received an email from the recruiting agency my company uses, the had to layoff some staff.
- Some people hustle for money, I hustle for deals.
- There are three forms of questioning: conversation, interview, interrogation.
- My 401K looks like it did during Y2K
- Blogging is not a business plan.
- Which do you prefer first, action or planning?
- Between action or planning I prefer active planning!
- Don’t let a show stopper actually stop the show! The show must go on! Break an audience member’s leg if you have to!
- Rules and regulations should not replace common sense.
- Talking is not communicating, an idea is not a vision, and an opinion is not a sound argument.
- Don’t compete with those that are trying to help you.
- Twitter fail whale is over weight and over capacity!
- Twitter is too big to fail! Twitter’s business model should be asking the Obama administration for a bailout?
- If you don’t have anything nice to say, retweet.
- There is famous, 15 minute famous, and then there is Twitter famous.
- If Twitter is poor man’s email, who is the slum dog millionaire’s email?
- Can’t hardly tell the diff between a twitter and a tweaker.
- Twitter should allow you to customize the question ‘What re you doing?’ to anything else like ‘Talk to me.’
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